Dogs Vote of the Green Dog Party

Green Dog Party Manifesto

In a free and fair election, the dogs voted overwhelmingly for the Green Dog Party.

A consultant was been employed at vast cost to draw up the following Green Dog Party Manifesto which is closely aligned to the human Green Party manifesto but much more sensible and pragmatic.


We the dogs of the Clever Canines Dog Club, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Clever Canines Green Dog Party.

  1. We will put in place a 'Robin Hood' wealth tax; all monies raised will be used to fund play parks for dogs.
  2. We will end doggie austerity by putting in place a minimum daily quota of bones and treats.
  3. All dogs will have the right to sleep wherever they want including their owner's bed.
  4. Climate change programmes will be put in place to ensure that there are permanent muddy puddles to roll in.
  5. We will encourage renewable energy generation based on the recycling of dog poo. Owners will be paid a minimum of 20p per package to encourage them to pick it up.
  6. We will abolish the bedroom tax in houses where dogs are allowed to sleep on their owner's bed
  7. There will be a tax on cats and they will be forced to wear ID collars.
  8. To improve the health of dog owners, they will be legally obliged to take their dogs for walks on the beach every day - especially when it is raining, snowing or freezing cold.
  9. We will put in place a National Dog Health Service, free at the point of delivery. There will be equal treatment for dogs of all breeds, colourings and degree of fatness.
  10. Dogs will not be neutered without their consent and then only by vets that have been neutered themselves.
  11. Sniffing bums and weeing everywhere will be treated as basic doggie rights to be freely enjoyed.


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